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piepup:

perchu:

perchu:

perchu:

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

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who brought this back fUC k oFf

bring this back

(Source: knochai)

posted 14 hours ago with 66,233 notes · origin: knochai via: xephass

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

samswritingtips:

Chinese weapons anyone?  For your Chinese stories, characters, art reference, or your own amusement.

If I’m wrong about anything, please do correct me.  I’ll fix it.  Probably.  Most-likely.  If I’m not too busy watching SnK.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

This is some spirited away shit

(Source: intothedalek)

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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shinjibae:

Who wore it better

jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

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(Source: cindymayweather)

luciformstudios:

friggin hell kyubey

COMICON IS THIS WEEKEND

AND I CANNOT GO BECAUSE OF STUPID FAMILY STUFF

AND DUNCAN AND KIM ARE GOING FROM THE YOGSCAST IM SO FUCKING DISTRESSED RIGHT NOW

posted 20 hours ago with 1 note

here-booker-catch:

dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

give me my twizzlers, fuckboy

(Source: spookingdragons)