what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects
who brought this back fUC k oFf
bring this back
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER
Chinese weapons anyone? For your Chinese stories, characters, art reference, or your own amusement.
If I’m wrong about anything, please do correct me. I’ll fix it. Probably. Most-likely. If I’m not too busy watching SnK.
This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.
This is some spirited away shit